She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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