Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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