your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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