i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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