I heard we made out
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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