PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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