do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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