"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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