Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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