I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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