Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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