that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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