I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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