JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i dont even know how to be here
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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