Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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