Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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