the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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