He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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