At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
