For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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