gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We left the knife in your bed.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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