Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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