yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
