and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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