Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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