What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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