You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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