in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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