so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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