its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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