so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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