I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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