put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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