A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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