More tranny stories later!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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