no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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