Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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