what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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