Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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