Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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