He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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