today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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