i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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