Non-Jews are for practice
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
