As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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