thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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