you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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