i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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