Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
That accounts for only three of the penises
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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