We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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