found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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