the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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