You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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