You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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