you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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