wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
