Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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