Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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